I got this bottle of Satan's Blood a few years ago for Christmas from my girlfriends Dad and I've been scared to even open it. Today I was with my friend Josh from work who loves Hot Sauces and who I've been trying to make him try it and today was the day. I whipped out a toothpick and dipped it in the thick abyss of this creepy vile. I didn't even look up in time to see him place it on his tongue. All I saw was him run to the sink and start spitting trying to get it out of his mouth. I couldn't believe my eyes. I look down at my fingers and see a little residue and decided to take a lick. My tongue then lips went numb for a good 15 minutes. Just to think he was planning to pour it all over a slice of pizza blindly. I think he probably would've been in a infirmary or shitting out fire. All I have to say is TAKE CAUTION.
